Volke and Derrick as angels.
. Well. Derrick is. Volke couldn’t stand without alcohol.
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
PLEASE WATCH THIS BIRD
LOOK AT THIS AMAZING COCKATOO OH MY GOD
OH MY GOSH HE’S SO EXCITED AND HAPPY AND DANCING YOU GO BURD YOU DANCE
GANGNAM STYLE IS STILL AWESOME IF YOU’RE A DANCING BIRD
Red velvet pop tarts. And a random container of cream cheese. I didn’t have that, I hate cream cheese.
